{"product_id":"clark-sign","title":"Shitter’s Full, Clark Wooden Christmas Sign","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWell... shitter’s full. 🎄😂\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know, you know. This little wooden sign brings one of the most quotable Christmas movie moments straight to the mantel, bookshelf, tiered tray, or wherever your family displays its slightly inappropriate holiday cheer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from thick wood, it’s sturdy enough to stand on its own—no frame, easel, or complicated decorating required. Just set Clark out with the Christmas decorations and wait for somebody to walk by and start quoting the movie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt approximately 10\" wide, it’s big enough to get noticed without taking over the whole mantel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandmade wooden block sign\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApprox. 10\" x 4\" x 1\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThick enough to stand on its own\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for mantels, shelves, tabletops and holiday displays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRed background with white Christmas tree design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA gloriously inappropriate gift for the \u003cem\u003eChristmas Vacation\u003c\/em\u003e fan in your life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBecause some families have elegant Christmas décor. And some of us have Cousin Eddie.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gia Roma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51442097324068,"sku":"FBHMK-BLK04","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0793\/5619\/8948\/files\/shittersfull.jpg?v=1789096482","url":"https:\/\/shortnsassymercantile.com\/products\/clark-sign","provider":"Short-N-Sassy Mercantile","version":"1.0","type":"link"}