{"product_id":"jolliest-bunch-sign","title":"Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Christmas Sign","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. 🎄\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your family's Christmas gatherings are equal parts love, chaos, questionable decisions, and somebody eventually saying, \u003cem\u003e“Don't put that on Facebook,”\u003c\/em\u003e we found your holiday decor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cheeky little wooden block sign features the infamous \u003cstrong\u003e“The jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse”\u003c\/strong\u003e saying in festive red and green. At 6\" x 4\", it's just the right size to tuck onto a shelf, mantel, tiered tray, desk, or anywhere else your Christmas decorations could use considerably less wholesomeness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's thick enough to stand on its own, so there's no hardware required. Just set it out and wait for the person who recognizes the reference to start laughing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWooden block Christmas sign\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReads: “The jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApproximately 6\" x 4\" x 1\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFreestanding design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo hanging hardware attached\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall enough for shelves, mantels, desks, and tabletop displays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExcellent gift for fellow Christmas Vacation people\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eClark would understand.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gia Roma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51441403920420,"sku":"LET584A","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0793\/5619\/8948\/files\/jolliest.jpg?v=1789093864","url":"https:\/\/shortnsassymercantile.com\/products\/jolliest-bunch-sign","provider":"Short-N-Sassy Mercantile","version":"1.0","type":"link"}