{"product_id":"mama-needs-a-silent-night-christmas-mug","title":"Mama Needs a Silent Night Christmas Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eForget the partridge in a pear tree. Mama would just like five uninterrupted minutes and a hot cup of coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause let's be real — she's the one who made Christmas happen. She bought the gifts, wrapped the gifts, hid the gifts, and then spent three days trying to remember where she hid the gifts. She baked the cookies, planned the traditions, remembered everyone's favorite holiday pajamas, and somehow still managed to keep the magic alive for the whole family.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHer Christmas wish list? Coffee. Quiet. Maybe drinking the coffee while it's actually hot for once.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnter the \u003cstrong\u003eMama Needs a Silent Night Christmas Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e — the holiday survival cup for every mom who loves Christmas magic but would also love approximately 12 uninterrupted minutes of peace. It's festive, funny, and painfully relatable. Basically motherhood wrapped up in a coffee cup.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for sipping your morning coffee, peppermint mocha, hot chocolate, or whatever festive drink is getting you through the most wonderful (and absolutely chaotic) time of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause every mama deserves a little Christmas miracle — and sometimes that miracle is everyone leaving her alone long enough to finish her coffee. ☕🎄\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e14 oz | Campfire-style ceramic mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 4\" top diameter × 3.5\" height × 3\" bottom diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Red or Green\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite lettering on both sides\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave and dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash before first use — avoid abrasive cloths when cleaning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse caution when removing from microwave\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned in the USA by Gia Roma\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMinor imperfections are a natural characteristic of handmade mugs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMakes the perfect Christmas gift for:\u003c\/strong\u003e moms, new moms, busy moms, tired moms, toddler moms, boy moms, girl moms, bonus moms, grandmas, wives, sisters, daughters, best friends, coworkers, teachers — and every woman who is the magic behind Christmas. 🎁\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAlso perfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Christmas morning coffee, wrapping presents after bedtime, holiday movie nights, surviving school Christmas events, baking Christmas cookies, and online shopping after everyone finally falls asleep.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gia Roma","offers":[{"title":"Red","offer_id":51233874247716,"sku":"sku-43437232160982","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green","offer_id":51233874280484,"sku":"sku-43437232095446","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0793\/5619\/8948\/files\/silentc_6ec2bbf5-1a50-4604-8dc6-59065a1b2878.jpg?v=1786170857","url":"https:\/\/shortnsassymercantile.com\/products\/mama-needs-a-silent-night-christmas-mug","provider":"Short-N-Sassy Mercantile","version":"1.0","type":"link"}