{"product_id":"probably-dead-plant-stake","title":"Probably Dead Plant Stake","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome of us have a green thumb. Some of us have… good intentions. 🌿😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProbably Dead Plant Stake\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is for that one houseplant you keep checking like, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“You still with us, buddy?”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Tuck it into a pot for a little plant-parent humor and an honest assessment of the situation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003enatural birch plywood or clear acrylic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, it makes a funny little addition to your own plant collection or an easy gift for the friend whose plants are surviving mostly on hope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Probably Dead” design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in birch plywood or clear acrylic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eApprox. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5\" tall × 2.5\" wide × 1\/8\" thick\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBirch stakes arrive unfinished so the natural wood grain can show\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNatural variations and slight darkening around laser-cut edges may occur\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest suited for indoor plants or protected areas; lifespan can vary with moisture and growing conditions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause sometimes the plant isn't dead.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProbably.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e","brand":"Still Magnolia","offers":[{"title":"Birch Plywood","offer_id":67610547945508,"sku":"sku-39987593314400","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clear Acrylic \/ Black Engraving","offer_id":67610547978276,"sku":"sku-39987593347168","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clear Acrylic \/ Frosted Engraving","offer_id":67610548011044,"sku":"sku-39987593379936","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0793\/5619\/8948\/files\/ProbablydeadplantStake.jpg?v=1791331242","url":"https:\/\/shortnsassymercantile.com\/products\/probably-dead-plant-stake","provider":"Short-N-Sassy Mercantile","version":"1.0","type":"link"}