{"product_id":"super-uterus-crocheted-squeaky-dog-toy","title":"Super Uterus | Crocheted Squeaky Dog Toy","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe's cute. She's complicated. And she's finally getting chewed out instead of causing the problems.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet Super Uterus.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe's pink, she's crocheted, she's got a squeaker, and she's ready to take one for the team.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're a dog mama with a questionable sense of humor, a women's health professional who has seen absolutely everything, or somebody who just appreciates a toy that's a little outside the ordinary, this one's guaranteed to get some laughs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause sometimes the best dog toys are the ones that make the humans laugh just as hard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdorable pink crocheted uterus design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade with cotton yarn (supplier describes it as organic)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt-in squeaker for interactive play\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLightweight novelty design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for supervised play with gentle chewers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA hilarious gift for dog lovers with a sense of humor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA Little Heads-Up:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e This crocheted cutie is best suited for gentle play, not aggressive chewing. Always supervise your pup and remove the toy if it becomes damaged.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause sometimes you just need to let the dog deal with the uterus for a change.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"As You Wish Apparel","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67626036494372,"sku":"500-111 UTR","price":14.81,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0793\/5619\/8948\/files\/500-111UTRKnitUterus.jpg?v=1791485071","url":"https:\/\/shortnsassymercantile.com\/products\/super-uterus-crocheted-squeaky-dog-toy","provider":"Short-N-Sassy Mercantile","version":"1.0","type":"link"}