{"product_id":"the-jackson-doll","title":"The Jackson Dammit Doll – Artist Stress Relief Doll","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor when your inner artist needs to express herself... aggressively. 🎨\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Jackson Dammit Doll takes the classic stress-relief doll and gives it a full-on paint-splattered makeover. Bright, chaotic and unapologetically colorful, he's made for those days when your creative process involves considerably more swearing than creating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrab him. Squeeze him. Slam him on the desk. Give him a good whack when the paint won't cooperate, the project has gone sideways, or somebody says, \u003cem\u003e\"Can you just make the logo bigger?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith his colorful abstract design, Jackson makes an especially fun gift for artists, designers, makers, teachers, creatives and anybody whose coping mechanism could use a little more color.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArtists, makers \u0026amp; creative types\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign-studio and office desks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCreative-block frustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny coworker gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who occasionally needs to take it out on something that can't argue back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGood to know:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dammit Dolls are designed as humorous stress-relief dolls for squeezing, smacking and tossing when life gets on your last nerve.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dammit Dolls","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51440816193572,"sku":"DDL000728U","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0793\/5619\/8948\/files\/Artist-Jackson_Alt_01.jpg?v=1789086070","url":"https:\/\/shortnsassymercantile.com\/products\/the-jackson-doll","provider":"Short-N-Sassy Mercantile","version":"1.0","type":"link"}