{"product_id":"the-money-doll","title":"The Money Doll – Dammit Doll","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBecause apparently yelling at your bank account doesn't improve the balance. 💸\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet The Money Doll—a delightfully beatable little stress-relief buddy covered head to toe in cold, hard cash. Well...pictures of cash. If it were the real thing, we probably wouldn't be selling it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade for those special moments when the mortgage is due, groceries cost HOW MUCH, the car needs something expensive, or your paycheck seems to have vanished approximately six minutes after hitting your account. Grab it, squeeze it, toss it, whack it against something appropriate, and give your financial frustrations somewhere else to go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd because Dammit Dolls understand that sometimes profanity needs poetry, your doll comes complete with its own cheeky little verse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the chronically broke, financially frustrated, budget-conscious-ish, or that friend who checks their bank balance with one eye closed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal Dammit Dolls stress-relief doll\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMoney-themed print featuring colorful $100 bills\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned to be squeezed, tossed and whacked for stress relief\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes the signature Dammit Doll poem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach doll may have slight variations in print placement\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA funny gift for birthdays, coworkers, college students, new homeowners and anybody currently beefing with their bank account\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Dammit Dolls","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51440816619556,"sku":"DDL000176U","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0793\/5619\/8948\/files\/Money-Doll-Alt_01-new.png?v=1789086101","url":"https:\/\/shortnsassymercantile.com\/products\/the-money-doll","provider":"Short-N-Sassy Mercantile","version":"1.0","type":"link"}