Don't Pet the Neighbors Comfort Colors Shirt | Wildlife Tee

Friendly reminder: the neighbors are wild animals. Please act accordingly. 😂

Don't Pet the Neighbors features a whole little woodland committee of critters who would probably appreciate being admired from a respectful distance.

Printed on a soft Comfort Colors tee, this one has that vintage nature-shirt feel with just enough weird humor to keep it from looking like something you bought in a national park gift shop. Perfect for wildlife lovers, campers, outdoorsy folks and those of us who absolutely would try to befriend the raccoon if left unsupervised.

Look with your eyes, Friend. Not with your hands.

Details:

Comfort Colors 1717 tee
100% ring-spun cotton
Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
Relaxed unisex fit
“Don't Pet the Neighbors” woodland animal design
Professionally printed graphic
Machine wash cold with like colors
Tumble dry low
Made by Joyful Moose

Fit Note: Unisex sizing. Choose your usual size for a relaxed fit or size down for a more fitted look.

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