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Shitter’s Full, Clark Wooden Christmas Sign

Shitter’s Full, Clark Wooden Christmas Sign

Regular price $18.00 USD
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Well... shitter’s full. 🎄😂

If you know, you know. This little wooden sign brings one of the most quotable Christmas movie moments straight to the mantel, bookshelf, tiered tray, or wherever your family displays its slightly inappropriate holiday cheer.

Made from thick wood, it’s sturdy enough to stand on its own—no frame, easel, or complicated decorating required. Just set Clark out with the Christmas decorations and wait for somebody to walk by and start quoting the movie.

At approximately 10" wide, it’s big enough to get noticed without taking over the whole mantel.

Details:

  • Handmade wooden block sign
  • Approx. 10" x 4" x 1"
  • Thick enough to stand on its own
  • Great for mantels, shelves, tabletops and holiday displays
  • Red background with white Christmas tree design
  • A gloriously inappropriate gift for the Christmas Vacation fan in your life

Because some families have elegant Christmas décor. And some of us have Cousin Eddie.

Shipping & Delivery

Most orders are prepared for shipment within 2–7 business days. Handmade and made-to-order items may require additional processing time when noted on the product page. Delivery timing depends on the item and fulfillment partner. View our full Shipping Policy for more details.

Returns & Exchanges

Because many of our items are made or prepared specifically for you, we generally can’t accept returns for buyer’s remorse, sizing issues, or a change of heart. Damaged or defective items are different — please contact us and we’ll help make it right. View our full Refund Policy for more details.

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