I Want to Pet Your Weiner Dachshund Card
I Want to Pet Your Weiner Dachshund Card
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Some People Send Flowers. Others Make Weiner Jokes. π
Romance comes in all shapes and sizes.
Sometimes it's a candlelit dinner.
Sometimes it's a sweet handwritten note.
And sometimes it's a ridiculously long pink dachshund with a slightly inappropriate message.
The I Want to Pet Your Weiner Greeting Card is the perfect combination of adorable and just a little naughty.
Whether you're flirting with your favorite person, celebrating an anniversary, or simply trying to make somebody laugh, this cheeky little card gets the message across.
We'll leave the interpretation up to you. π
Product Details
- 4" Γ 6" greeting card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Includes coordinating envelope
- Made in the USA
- Features a pink dachshund illustration
Perfect For: Valentine's Day, anniversaries, flirty surprises, dog lovers, and anyone who appreciates a good double entendre.
Because sometimes love is sweet.
And sometimes love is a weiner joke.
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Shipping & Delivery
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Returns & Exchanges
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