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Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Christmas Sign

Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Christmas Sign

Regular price $18.00 USD
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For the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. 🎄

If your family's Christmas gatherings are equal parts love, chaos, questionable decisions, and somebody eventually saying, “Don't put that on Facebook,” we found your holiday decor.

This cheeky little wooden block sign features the infamous “The jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse” saying in festive red and green. At 6" x 4", it's just the right size to tuck onto a shelf, mantel, tiered tray, desk, or anywhere else your Christmas decorations could use considerably less wholesomeness.

It's thick enough to stand on its own, so there's no hardware required. Just set it out and wait for the person who recognizes the reference to start laughing.

Details:

  • Wooden block Christmas sign
  • Reads: “The jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse”
  • Approximately 6" x 4" x 1"
  • Freestanding design
  • No hanging hardware attached
  • Small enough for shelves, mantels, desks, and tabletop displays
  • Excellent gift for fellow Christmas Vacation people

Clark would understand.

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