We're not asking for miracles. Just coffee first — and a reasonable reduction in today's dumbfuckery.
This mug says out loud what you're already thinking before you've finished your first cup. It's the polite warning. The gentle boundary. The "I see you, and I'm choosing grace — but barely."
Keep it on your desk. Your kitchen counter. Anywhere people need a subtle reminder that today is not the day.
Details:
14 oz | 4" top diameter × 3.5" height × 3" bottom diameter
Light ivory speckled ceramic with White Sesame Glaze finish
Black lettering — "Let's Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today"
Double-sided design
Designed in the USA by Gia Roma
Care:
Microwave and dishwasher safe
Wash before first use
Avoid abrasive cloths when cleaning
Use caution when removing from microwave
Makes a great gift for:
Best friends & sisters
Coworkers & bosses with a sense of humor
Anyone who runs on coffee and low tolerance
Birthdays, Secret Santa, office gifts, or just because
