My Flabbers Have Been Gasted Goose Shirt | Short-N-Sassy

My Flabbers Have Officially Been Gasted. 🪿

The audacity. The nonsense. The absolute nerve.

For those moments when “I cannot believe this shit” needs a slightly more socially acceptable translation, there's this goose.

The My Flabbers Have Been Gasted Goose T-Shirt features one highly offended little chaos bird delivering exactly the kind of dramatic reaction some situations deserve. Wear it for errands, work-from-home nonsense, family gatherings, or any ordinary Tuesday when people insist on testing you.

Basically, if your flabbers stay somewhere between mildly disturbed and completely gasted, welcome home.

Product Details

100% ring-spun heavyweight cotton
6.1 oz fabric
Unisex regular fit
Pre-shrunk
Sizes S–3XL
Custom printed to order

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