Merry Christmas Kiss My Ass Sweatshirt

Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah. 🎄😂

Some holiday greetings are sweet. Some are sentimental. And then there's Clark Griswold after finally reaching the end of his Christmas cheer.

This sweatshirt turns one of Christmas Vacation’s most memorable rants into a gloriously inappropriate ugly-Christmas-sweater-style graphic. From a distance, it looks downright festive. Get a little closer and…well, Merry Christmas to you too.

Perfect for Christmas movie marathons, holiday parties, family gatherings with that side of the family, or anybody whose seasonal spirit comes with a little profanity.

Details:

Cozy crewneck sweatshirt
Unisex fit
Festive red-and-green ugly sweater-inspired graphic
Multiple sweatshirt colors available
Printed design
Equal parts Christmas cheer and Clark Griswold frustration

Care: For best results, wash inside-out in cold water and tumble dry low. Avoid ironing directly over the printed design.

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