Probably Dead Plant Stake
Probably Dead Plant Stake
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Some of us have a green thumb. Some of us have… good intentions. 🌿😂
The Probably Dead Plant Stake is for that one houseplant you keep checking like, “You still with us, buddy?” Tuck it into a pot for a little plant-parent humor and an honest assessment of the situation.
Available in natural birch plywood or clear acrylic, it makes a funny little addition to your own plant collection or an easy gift for the friend whose plants are surviving mostly on hope.
Details
- “Probably Dead” design
- Available in birch plywood or clear acrylic
- Approx. 5" tall × 2.5" wide × 1/8" thick
- Birch stakes arrive unfinished so the natural wood grain can show
- Natural variations and slight darkening around laser-cut edges may occur
- Best suited for indoor plants or protected areas; lifespan can vary with moisture and growing conditions
Because sometimes the plant isn't dead.
Probably.
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Most orders are prepared for shipment within 2–7 business days. Handmade and made-to-order items may require additional processing time when noted on the product page. Delivery timing depends on the item and fulfillment partner. View our full Shipping Policy for more details.
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & Exchanges
Because many of our items are made or prepared specifically for you, we generally can’t accept returns for buyer’s remorse, sizing issues, or a change of heart. Damaged or defective items are different — please contact us and we’ll help make it right. View our full Refund Policy for more details.
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