Silly Goose Wooden Earrings
Silly Goose Wooden Earrings
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Sometimes you just have to embrace your inner silly goose. 🪿
These lightweight wooden earrings feature two delightfully judgment-free geese proudly announcing exactly what they are: SILLY GOOSE. They're quirky, funny, and practically begging to be worn by the friend who can turn a five-minute errand into a whole damn adventure.
Laser-cut from sustainably sourced wood, they're lightweight enough for all-day wear and finished with hypoallergenic stainless steel ear wires.
Details:
• Approx. 1.2" x 0.8"
• Laser-cut wood
• Sustainably sourced wood
• Hypoallergenic stainless steel ear wires
• Made in the USA
• Lightweight and easy to wear
• Sold as one pair
For goose lovers, animal people, professional nonsense-makers, and anyone who's ever been lovingly called a silly goose. 🪿
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Most orders are prepared for shipment within 2–7 business days. Handmade and made-to-order items may require additional processing time when noted on the product page. Delivery timing depends on the item and fulfillment partner. View our full Shipping Policy for more details.
Returns & Exchanges
Returns & Exchanges
Because many of our items are made or prepared specifically for you, we generally can’t accept returns for buyer’s remorse, sizing issues, or a change of heart. Damaged or defective items are different — please contact us and we’ll help make it right. View our full Refund Policy for more details.
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