The Money Doll – Dammit Doll

Because apparently yelling at your bank account doesn't improve the balance. 💸

Meet The Money Doll—a delightfully beatable little stress-relief buddy covered head to toe in cold, hard cash. Well...pictures of cash. If it were the real thing, we probably wouldn't be selling it.

Made for those special moments when the mortgage is due, groceries cost HOW MUCH, the car needs something expensive, or your paycheck seems to have vanished approximately six minutes after hitting your account. Grab it, squeeze it, toss it, whack it against something appropriate, and give your financial frustrations somewhere else to go.

And because Dammit Dolls understand that sometimes profanity needs poetry, your doll comes complete with its own cheeky little verse.

Perfect for the chronically broke, financially frustrated, budget-conscious-ish, or that friend who checks their bank balance with one eye closed.

Details:

• Original Dammit Dolls stress-relief doll
• Money-themed print featuring colorful $100 bills
• Designed to be squeezed, tossed and whacked for stress relief
• Includes the signature Dammit Doll poem
• Each doll may have slight variations in print placement
• A funny gift for birthdays, coworkers, college students, new homeowners and anybody currently beefing with their bank account